I am a food-like substance

Here's a two minute excerpt from a 2-hour class - part of Dr. Heidi's intro to her Nutrition course...

Avoid Unhealthy Junk with a Fast-Food Reality Check

We already know to expect less than what's advertised in most places...and going for junk food is no exception.

LEFT IMAGE: Advertised. RIGHT: What you get.

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More disgusting comparisons here.

Almost like some of those money-making offers after you actually get them, huh?